The Not-So-Silent Passage How to Manage Your Man's Menopause*
*Without Committing Manslaughter
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The Male Brain
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TABLE OF CONTENTS


1. Going Through "The Change" (Yeah, We're Talking to You, Buddy)
  • Up, Up and Away
  • The French Have a Word for It
  • Iron John, Meet Tupperware Phil
  • The Unforgiven
  • Attorneys on Ice, Butchers in the Operating Room
  • The Andropausal Man in the Media
  • Just the FAQs, Ma'am

2. Men: The Awkward Years (Birth to Death)
  • Born to Be Wild
  • Fire in the Belly—Where's the Mylanta?
  • Guns: A Boy's Best Friend
  • Is That a Subpoena in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
  • Turn Right at the Next Vector
  • To Every Thingamajig There Is a Season
  • Everything He Needs to Know He Learned in Junior High
  • The One-Eyed Worm
  • You Just Don't Understand...Hey! Are You Even Listening to Me?

3. Men Are From Mars...Women Just Wish They'd Remember to Pick Up the Dry-Cleaning on Their Way Back to Earth
  • Is He Losing It? Test His Testosterone
  • The 10 Warning Signs of Andropause

4. The Toys of Autumn: Accessorizing for Andropause
  • Auto Eroticism
  • Team Player
  • Hair Apparent (Men Behaving Baldly)
  • Waiting to Inhale
  • Bigger, Longer, Wider
  • The Family Jewels

5. Smart Men, Foolish Hormones

6. His Willy, His Self
  • I Am Joe's Rapidly Decaying Body
  • Fixing Mr. Fix-It

7. I'm Okay—You, on the Other Hand, Need Lots of Help: What You Can Do for Him/What He Can Do to Himself
  • To Make Him Feel ...More Virile
  • ...Less Bald
  • ...Less Old
8. Caveat Bimbo: Women Who Love Men Who Leave Them for Younger Women Who Make These Men Look Like Idiots
  • Signs That He May Be Interested in a Younger Woman
  • The Fools: Untested Secrets for Recapturing the Heart of Mr. Good-Enough


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